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shot gun

 

*cough*AR15*cough*

 

And yes, what Monkey said.

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*cough*AR15*cough*

*cough*GermanKitchenKnives*cough*

post #20583 of 37536
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Yes, yes I do.

I don't even own a gun. I know, a veteran with no guns....the horror!
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*cough*GermanKitchenKnives*cough*

 

I've hurt myself more often with German kitchen knives than I have any rifle.

 

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I don't even own a gun. I know, a veteran with no guns....the horror!

 

Meh, personal choice. Lots of my buddies don't have one. Then again, lots of my buddies do.

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I don't even own a gun. I know, a veteran with no guns....the horror!

Please get one. Or at least a baseball bat.

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Originally Posted by The Noodles View Post
 

Please get one.


California...

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California...

Then get a baseball bat or a Zwilling.

post #20588 of 37536
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Please get one. Or at least a baseball bat.

Sure, buy it. I have a bat that Miguel Tejada gave me when he was on the A's....it'll do the job.
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The Barry Bonds model is recognized as the industry leader in home defense bats.

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Sure, buy it. I have a bat that Miguel Tejada gave me when he was on the A's....it'll do the job.

Now that I know what you have as your home defense, I will just let my self into your closet and walk out with your Formosa suits...and a bunch of nice ties.

 

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The Barry Bonds model is recognized as the industry leader in home defense bats.

 

I hear them Barry Bonds bats make balls shrink:rimshot:

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I want his carpet.

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Psshh...German knives.  If you want to put the fear of God into an intruder with a kitchen knife, get yourself a 270mm ai-deba.  Made for liberating a large tuna's head from its body. 

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Now that I know what you have as your home defense, I will just let my self into your closet and walk out with your Formosa suits...and a bunch of nice ties.

Make sure your will and life insurance are good to go!
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Make sure your will and life insurance are good to go!

"Breaking News out of a small town in California. A yellow male in his early 30s was injured in an apparent home invasion. The yellow male was sneaking out of the homeowner's closet with beautifully hand made Italian suits and ties when he was confronted by the homeowner with a baseball bat and was spanked with the bat." 

 

 

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Psshh...German knives.  If you want to put the fear of God into an intruder with a kitchen knife, get yourself a 270mm ai-deba.  Made for liberating a large tuna's head from its body. 

 

Nice. But I buy nothing that is Japanese made. That could be a whole thread of its own. 


Edited by The Noodles - 3/18/15 at 11:38am
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If he's a Grunt he'd beat your skull in, have a beer, and hit on your wife at your funeral. Can't speak for anything else.

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