I was kidding, sarcasm isn't as evident on the inter webs.
....but I still do love me some Bud Light.
so much hate on b-more makes me sad. sad because I can't defend my home city - that was a fairly accurate description. suburbs are nice at least.
When I first moved to Boston I was in a dog park (with my dog) and talking with another guy. I told him I just moved up from Baltimore. He said he recently graduated from the police academy and at a recruiting event (where all the cities try to recruit you) the guy from Baltimore's pitch was "we were just under 300 murders for the first time in many years." The guy starts laughing and said Boston was an easy choice considering they only have around 80 murders a year.