Originally Posted by Harold falcon
I want to move to Canada just to vote for this guy.
I'd rather they protect their marijuana plants with bears. I don't mean like, the "chubby but jacked and hairy gay guy" kind of bear, like a goddamn grizzly bear trained to defend pot from police and other gangs.
This, by the way, actually happened and was like... the second most Canadian crime story after the Great Maple Syrup Heist of 2012.