DLester's "Official Repository of Things That Are Awful Yet I Like Them Anyway For No Good Reason (shame thread)" - Page 11
This tuxedo from J. Crew. You don't see many tuxedos made from cotton fabric, do you?
And I'm afraid that it's not the fear of being ridiculed that's keeping me from getting one. It's more my wife's almost-certain reaction: "Do you really need another suit?" Although she might also say "Do you really need another f***ing suit?"