Originally Posted by ektaylor
Built to Spill Pavement Modest Mouse (Pre 2004) Joy Division Silver Jews
You live in Chicago. Really no mocking and generalization needed beyond that.
Originally Posted by bcpool
My Morning Jacket The Pixies Bob Wills Soundgarden Beatles
You have a relationship with skateboard shoes similar to that of orthopedic walking shoes and geriatrics. the aesthetic similarities between those two types of footwear should not be taken lightly either.
Originally Posted by Flight Bird
Animal Collective Grizzly Bear F--- Buttons Arcade Fire Strokes (my vice)
Playing at rock sub cultures while being afraid to say "fuck" on the internet is really funny, until the realization that it probably makes you MORE like indie rock kids than LESS. Protip: The Strokes is a really bad guilty pleasure choice. Way too in the middle. You really have to go for broke with something like Miley Cyrus or take the other route and say "pre-Elephant 6 Gerbils."
Originally Posted by Hombre Secreto
Led Zeppelin The Rolling Stones The Doors Roy Orbison Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
Due to the long break between me updating this thread you are almost certainly in hospice care by now, if not dead. RIP and know that the Lizard King awaits you in the beyond.
Originally Posted by spudnik99
The Velvet Underground The Flaming Lips Yo La Tengo Boris Mogwai
Your nerd-dom is really well-disguised partially thanks to the indie hipster vogue of thick glasses and awkward skinny people. Still your slightly overweight immigrant asian live-in girlfriend of the last nine years is starting to get suspicious that "internet poker" is really "world of warcraft."
Originally Posted by sharks9022
Brand New Brand New Brand New Brand New Brand New
IF you are female I probably want to fuck you. If you are male I probably want to fuck you up. Fortunately Brand New fans make either situation VERY easy.