Post your five favorite bands and I will mock and generalize you. - Page 56

Jesus and Mary Chains
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Depeche Mode
Verve
Mazzy Star

You probably breed Persian cats.

It's actually the attic, but close enough.

Bathory Circle Takes the Square Unexpect Leftover Crack Damned Grave good luck. i await a truely scathing remark. Do not dissappoint me

Tupac Wutang Clan Mariah Carrey Taylor Swift Notorious BIG

Ha, what the hell?

Wolf Parade
Handsome Furs
Neutral Milk Hotel
The Arcade Fire
The Hold Steady

I fear I'm far to easy to generalize.

You have a really really awful hair cut. You have driven a Volkswagon Rabbit at some point in your life. If you were a female you'd be a frequent utilizer of that other Rabbit. And you have a wallet chain.


The last time you got laid was in 2005 when you took your roommate's little sister to a Converge show. Hey, nothing wrong with screwing a high schooler long as she's 18. You did check right?

Wallet chain doesn't seem unlikely here either.


Your mom is fucking nuts



I'm kinda tipsy and feeling lazy so I'll give you a madlib to write your own insult.

"I was riding my fixed gear (noun) to the free trade (noun). I was riding pretty (adverb) because I had to go to the (band with pitchfork rating of 8.0 or higher) show later that night. Sometimes being a generic, douchey hipster (insulting noun) makes me feel sad but it's all worth it when I get to (verb) with a girl with a strong sense of melody but low sense of self idenity who wears cardigans and is just slightly north of a healthy BMI."

That brought tears to my eyes.

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hahaha, the awful haircut and the wallet chain is so fxxking true!!!!!!!!

ummm. shit. i'll get back to you on that one. i used to have a wallet chain but its locked away and i went back to using a simple leather wallet i've had for almost 10 year now*seriously though. i love converge. but some of the stuff is bland. GG on the insult btw* oh and FYI. i was still in high school in 2005.haha

Well, I don't ride a bike, I don't really give a shit about free trade (at least, not in the sense you are suggesting- I'm libertarian) and, despite the bands I listen to, I don't read pitchfork, as I find a lot of the shit they're pushing strays too far from my safe indie rock. And I date a girl who wears teh true religionz.

However, I applaud your attempt, as it was positively hilarious. Good show.

alicia keys
Wheezer
No Doubt
Tupac
Tiesto

it said bands so i wont list any rap acts. i know, it's pretty biased towards more recent acts but whatever: belle & sebastian phoenix the strokes the replacements cut copy

Magician, this has been said before but you're doing a damn good job here. I expect and demand to be thoroughly ridiculed.

The Carbonas
No Hope for the Kids
Gorilla Angreb
Radio Birdman
The Ramones