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Jesus and Mary Chains
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Depeche Mode
Verve
Mazzy Star
post #827 of 980
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Muse
M.Manson
Sum 41
Nine Inch Nails
System Of A Down

You probably breed Persian cats.
post #828 of 980
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Hard to get e when youre a horrid pastiche of a BRKLYN hipster living in mommy's basment in Arkansas. Meth - no problem.

It's actually the attic, but close enough.
post #829 of 980
Bathory Circle Takes the Square Unexpect Leftover Crack Damned Grave good luck. i await a truely scathing remark. Do not dissappoint me
post #830 of 980
Tupac Wutang Clan Mariah Carrey Taylor Swift Notorious BIG
post #831 of 980
Ha, what the hell?

Wolf Parade
Handsome Furs
Neutral Milk Hotel
The Arcade Fire
The Hold Steady

I fear I'm far to easy to generalize.
post #832 of 980
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Jesus and Mary Chains
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Depeche Mode
Verve
Mazzy Star

You have a really really awful hair cut. You have driven a Volkswagon Rabbit at some point in your life. If you were a female you'd be a frequent utilizer of that other Rabbit. And you have a wallet chain.

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Bathory
Circle Takes the Square
Unexpect
Leftover Crack
Damned Grave

good luck. i await a truely scathing remark. Do not dissappoint me

The last time you got laid was in 2005 when you took your roommate's little sister to a Converge show. Hey, nothing wrong with screwing a high schooler long as she's 18. You did check right?

Wallet chain doesn't seem unlikely here either.

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Tupac
Wutang Clan
Mariah Carrey
Taylor Swift
Notorious BIG

Your mom is fucking nuts

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Ha, what the hell?

Wolf Parade
Handsome Furs
Neutral Milk Hotel
The Arcade Fire
The Hold Steady

I fear I'm far to easy to generalize.


I'm kinda tipsy and feeling lazy so I'll give you a madlib to write your own insult.

"I was riding my fixed gear (noun) to the free trade (noun). I was riding pretty (adverb) because I had to go to the (band with pitchfork rating of 8.0 or higher) show later that night. Sometimes being a generic, douchey hipster (insulting noun) makes me feel sad but it's all worth it when I get to (verb) with a girl with a strong sense of melody but low sense of self idenity who wears cardigans and is just slightly north of a healthy BMI."
post #833 of 980
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I'm kinda tipsy and feeling lazy so I'll give you a madlib to write your own insult.

"I was riding my fixed gear (noun) to the free trade (noun). I was riding pretty (adverb) because I had to go to the (band with pitchfork rating of 8.0 or higher) show later that night. Sometimes being a generic, douchey hipster (insulting noun) makes me feel sad but it's all worth it when I get to (verb) with a girl with a strong sense of melody but low sense of self idenity who wears cardigans and is just slightly north of a healthy BMI."

That brought tears to my eyes.
post #834 of 980
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That brought tears to my eyes.
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post #835 of 980
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You have a really really awful hair cut. You have driven a Volkswagon Rabbit at some point in your life. If you were a female you'd be a frequent utilizer of that other Rabbit. And you have a wallet chain.

hahaha, the awful haircut and the wallet chain is so fxxking true!!!!!!!!
post #836 of 980
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The last time you got laid was in 2005 when you took your roommate's little sister to a Converge show. Hey, nothing wrong with screwing a high schooler long as she's 18. You did check right? [/b]
ummm. shit. i'll get back to you on that one. i used to have a wallet chain but its locked away and i went back to using a simple leather wallet i've had for almost 10 year now*seriously though. i love converge. but some of the stuff is bland. GG on the insult btw* oh and FYI. i was still in high school in 2005.haha
post #837 of 980
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I'm kinda tipsy and feeling lazy so I'll give you a madlib to write your own insult.

"I was riding my fixed gear (noun) to the free trade (noun). I was riding pretty (adverb) because I had to go to the (band with pitchfork rating of 8.0 or higher) show later that night. Sometimes being a generic, douchey hipster (insulting noun) makes me feel sad but it's all worth it when I get to (verb) with a girl with a strong sense of melody but low sense of self idenity who wears cardigans and is just slightly north of a healthy BMI."

Well, I don't ride a bike, I don't really give a shit about free trade (at least, not in the sense you are suggesting- I'm libertarian) and, despite the bands I listen to, I don't read pitchfork, as I find a lot of the shit they're pushing strays too far from my safe indie rock. And I date a girl who wears teh true religionz.

However, I applaud your attempt, as it was positively hilarious. Good show.
post #838 of 980
alicia keys
Wheezer
No Doubt
Tupac
Tiesto
post #839 of 980
it said bands so i wont list any rap acts. i know, it's pretty biased towards more recent acts but whatever: belle & sebastian phoenix the strokes the replacements cut copy
post #840 of 980
Magician, this has been said before but you're doing a damn good job here. I expect and demand to be thoroughly ridiculed.

The Carbonas
No Hope for the Kids
Gorilla Angreb
Radio Birdman
The Ramones
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