Originally Posted by Obbi
Jesus and Mary Chains
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
You have a really really awful hair cut. You have driven a Volkswagon Rabbit at some point in your life. If you were a female you'd be a frequent utilizer of that other Rabbit. And you have a wallet chain.
Originally Posted by Azraelscross
Circle Takes the Square
good luck. i await a truely scathing remark. Do not dissappoint me
The last time you got laid was in 2005 when you took your roommate's little sister to a Converge show. Hey, nothing wrong with screwing a high schooler long as she's 18. You did check right?
Wallet chain doesn't seem unlikely here either.
Originally Posted by Teger
Your mom is fucking nuts
Originally Posted by YoungM
Ha, what the hell?
Neutral Milk Hotel
The Arcade Fire
The Hold Steady
I fear I'm far to easy to generalize.
I'm kinda tipsy and feeling lazy so I'll give you a madlib to write your own insult.
"I was riding my fixed gear (noun)
to the free trade (noun).
I was riding pretty (adverb)
because I had to go to the (band with pitchfork rating of 8.0 or higher
) show later that night. Sometimes being a generic, douchey hipster (insulting noun
) makes me feel sad but it's all worth it when I get to (verb
) with a girl with a strong sense of melody but low sense of self idenity who wears cardigans and is just slightly north of a healthy BMI."