Post your five favorite bands and I will mock and generalize you. - Page 54

Dntel? Fucking Dntel? You took one of the mom-friendly saccharine indie pop outfits of our era and you managed to isolate the most boring element and listen to that EXCLUSIVELY? I mean as lame as Ben Gibbard is you can always tell people you lost your virginity to that Urban Outfitters SA with the bangs when you bought her an original pressing of "Something about Airplanes."

Oh and the difference between you and a frat boy Doom fan is at least they buy a godamn album every now and then you Soul Seek using motherfucker.

this is actually kind of accurate. used to dip my pen in the company ink during the good old days. it wasn't really frowned upon, the ceo was married to someone else who worked for the company and said "he was the example" for these sorts of things.

...and i used OiNK (rip).

Haha, you would use Oink. I keep forgetting you're old as fuck (what are you, 50 in hipster years?)

Here is my top 5 according to Last.fm - i'd probably switch some shit out, but it's a pretty good cross section

Rachmaninoff
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Lil' Wayne
Beach House
Nachtmystium

The thing you like most about DC is playing your oh-so-tasteful iPod fucking loud as shit on crowded Metro trains and seeing the confused/annoyed looks on the faces of dumbass Southern frat boys, B-list Ivy League nerds, soulless Republican lobbyists, and members of the black working class who actually make the place run. Oh wait, that was me...

Metric Phoenix Yeah Yeah Yeahs Cut Copy Bon Iver

If only Barneys sold the je nes se quois that Thomas Mars had in 2004, you would be the coolest kid in Socal. You also have a recurring dream of being snowbound in Wisconsin with a big-legged Canadian woman who wants to eat your soul. Best to stop watching Evil Dead after too many tall boy energy drinks.

Judge and/or ignore . . .

Mirah
The Beatles
U2

Pavement Sonic Youth The Replacements Wu-Tang Clan Bob Dylan

...

Guns N' Roses
AC/DC
Van Halen (not Van Hagar)
Smashing Pumpkins
Buckcherry

Dinosaur jr
Wipers
Beatles
MBV
Fucked Up

Daft Punk
Justice
Grandmaster Flash
Jamiroquai
Chic

I am Filipino

In no particular order... Descendents ALL Jawbreaker Dag Nasty Chevelle

Here goes:

MF Doom
The Notorious BIG
Neutral Milk Hotel
Modest Mouse
The Decemberists

Holy shit you are me in tenth grade. Watch out buddy, Amanda turns out to be a cunt. Also the second time you take shrooms, Jeremy is fine just a lightweight - don't freak out.