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You once placed a newspaper personal ad describing yourself as "wistful." You are still recovering from the erection that the cornfield sex scene from whatever Children of the Corn that was gave you. Your alcoholism causes you to relate facts regarding local history that people mostly nod at.
Aw crap...he nailed me to a T!
post #32 of 980
clutch
butthole surfers
zero seven
massive attack
thrill kill kult
interpol
the carpenters
wayne newton
jessica simpson
post #33 of 980
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clutch butthole surfers zero seven massive attack thrill kill kult interpol the carpenters wayne newton jessica simpson
You are innumerate. Also, one time your friend played a Sneaker Pimps song for you in 1998 and you said, "Oh, wow, this has a lot of headspace." You bought that Weird Revolution album with that song with Kid Rock on it and thought it was alright, even shined it up nice and set is on the family mantle adjacent your sealed copy of Locust Abortion Technician. You once masturbated to a photo of that bitch from the Guano Apes. Slag off.
post #34 of 980
andrés segovia
paco de lucía
rodrigo y gabriela
agustín lara
led zeppelin
post #35 of 980
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Originally Posted by matadorpoeta View Post
andrés segovia
paco de lucía
rodrigo y gabriela
agustín lara
led zeppelin

You are a hyper-dexterous roofer and have read several books about shamanism.
post #36 of 980
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When you were 11 one time your parents took you on a road trip to the U.S. and you stopped at the drive-thru of an Arby's in Dearborn, MI wearing this shirt:



A black guy gave you a confused look and your parents nervously locked the doors of their Altima. Sometimes you still have nightmares.

Hey, that's not bad!

Mind you, when I was 11 the family car was a '66 Ford Country Squire stationwagon, kind of like this:

post #37 of 980
The Toadies Blondie Air Danzig Warren G
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The Toadies Blondie Air Danzig Aesop Rock
You have taped episodes of Beavis and Butt-Head in your home. (I see that sly edit of Massive Attack to Aesop Rock, buster!) You are a man who has simply seen too much.
post #39 of 980
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You have taped episodes of Beavis and Butt-Head in your home. (I see that sly edit of Massive Attack to Aesop Rock, buster!) You are a man who has simply seen too much.
I also edited Aesop Rock to Warren G I just can't make up my mind! Oh, and for the record, I have seen every episode of Beavis & Butthead + the movie... but I do not OWN any.
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"Last edited by Bergdorf Goodwill : Today at 09:09 PM. Reason: fixed punctuation, added insult (to injury?)"

Best...edit...ever.
post #41 of 980
Wham! Air Supply England Dan & John Ford Coley Color Me Badd James Blunt
post #42 of 980
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You are a hyper-dexterous roofer and have read several books about shamanism.

i don't know what you mean by hyper-dexterous (my fingers are of normal length), i am not a roofer (unless "roofer" is a slang term i am not familiar with), and i have not read any books on shamanism.
post #43 of 980
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Wham!
Air Supply
England Dan & John Ford Coley
Color Me Badd
James Blunt

you're my sister!
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Wham!
Air Supply
England Dan & John Ford Coley
Color Me Badd
James Blunt

You love it the lolicon.

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i don't know what you mean by hyper-dexterous (my fingers are of normal length), i am not a roofer (unless "roofer" is a slang term i am not familiar with), and i have not read any books on shamanism.

You are a compulsive liar.
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You are a compulsive liar.

pistols or swords?
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