Strap in for a Bergdorf Goodwill, Content Machine MEGA POST
Originally Posted by Arethusa
Hmm. Let's have a go.
Explosions in the Sky
Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros
Hell, let's have two.
Brother Ali or early Sage Francis
Your life's course was altered by those advertisements on television c. 1996 that lauded the greatness of Fist of the North Star
(THESE JAPANIMATIONZ AINT UR DADDYS CARTOONS) in such a way that you now wish the characters on Samurai Champloo
would kick science regarding more relevant, conscious subjects. Why can't they kick it like Native Tongues can? You are awaiting a Maaya Sakamoto/Do.Make.Say.Think/Eyedea collabo.
Originally Posted by jonglover
I really appreciate half of this list(s). You shut your whorish mouth, Bergdorf.
And when I get excited, my little China Girl says, oh baby, just you shut your mouth
Originally Posted by lawyerdad
Red Hot Chili Peppers
It's good to know you've got a lady with an ongoing Circus
magazine subscription who can tell your grandchildren of the splendor of Lollapalooza. WHY YES LITTLE DAKOTA SEN DOG AND MUGGS SMOKED ME OUT IT IS ALL TRUE.
Originally Posted by utjtl21
my morning jacket
You are entirely incapable of arousal.
Originally Posted by amerikajinda
When scratched-up Now!: That's What I Call Music
discs occupy the same Xerox box as the vinyl from your dicktight pants days in your storage space.
Originally Posted by Jodum5
Giving it a shot:
Peter, Bjorn & John
The Red hot Chilli Peppers
I sense a brief but passionate (and long-repressed) flirtation with rave culture.
Originally Posted by LabelKing
Broken Social Scene
Les Georges Leningrad
I could only think of those five that I like.
I will not be fooled into thinking your favorite bands are anything other than (hed) p.e., Spineshank, Primer 55, gODHEAD, and Insolence.
Originally Posted by JBZ
Emerson Lake & Palmer
You sweat buckets!
Originally Posted by shoreman1782
This thread was a great Memorial Day present.
The Hold Steady
For the record, I know I'm not a unique snowflake.
You auditioned to be one of the Jicks but Stephen Malkmus laughed at your BC Rich Warlock and DOD pedal array. It's okay, maybe Guy Piccioto will put up with your shit.
Originally Posted by JetBlast
Shaken, not stirred, please.
Sounds more like Conne's list doesn't it?!
You are both 40 year old men stuck in the supple and rosy-cheeked bodies of young boys, and should financially exploit that while you still have the opportunity. Your travel connections make your next few years as a rent boy all the easier.
Originally Posted by Get Smart
I'll play......my top 5 circa 1988
Ian MacKaye or Adolf Hitler: pick a god you confused fuck. For reference, I was wearing footie pajamas and smiling without the cloud of self-awareness in '88 (see also: movin' weight). How can you be so impossibly decrepit? What is it like to be so very near death? I must commend your use of the year of 1988 in combination with Skrewdriver, though. You are sending some pretty covert "hile hilter lol" messages here, and I hope that the Rahowa listeners of StyleForum are receiving them. Despite your advanced age, I am proud to have a race traitor like you on Our Side in the Coming Struggle.
Originally Posted by Baron
BG's random insult generator may be running out of steam. I'll slide one in anyways.
You have made some seriously overconsidered mixtapes for girls before.
Originally Posted by tonylumpkin
Rodrigo y Gabriela
I feel that your selection of four canonical bands and one oddity is some attempt to throw a wrench into my machinery. You have succeeded. ;_;
Originally Posted by lakewolf
BG never imagined tha this thread would become a full time job for him ....
DO NOT DOUBT THE LIMITS OF MY IMAGINATION.
Originally Posted by Joel_Cairo
The Jaguar Club (natch)
jesus-freak era Dylan
There is an extremely unusual haircut in your past.
Originally Posted by Tibo
Bran van 3000
You seem like the type of guy with a "T-shirt collection."
Originally Posted by Popodog
Hinter mit einem anderem schlÃ¤gt Ein von den BlÃ¶ckenschaukeln.
Originally Posted by jett
Nine Inch Nails
Moping bitch/Aeon Flux superfan.
Originally Posted by strazzaque
Coheed & Cambria
The elusive Co&Ca/Train crossover demo is the bread and butter of the recreational enema industry.
Originally Posted by CTGuy
Gabriel & Dresden
Too many "Around the World" listenings have rendered you incapable of counting or spelling.
Originally Posted by whodini
Queens of the Stone Age
The sun's just a big glass/We're all ants/Whoa people still listen to Thrice?/LOL.
Originally Posted by Nantucket Red
Genesis (Peter Gabriel-era)
Emerson, Lake, & Palmer
Here is a list rife with latent homosexuality, the kind of list I like. A tribute to you sir.
Originally Posted by Joel_Cairo
i think we may have overloaded BG's snark capcity.
"Snark" is for people with tiny balls and LiveJournal accounts. I'm a fucking juggernaut, playboy.