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post #121 of 980
The Jaguar Club (natch)
Genghis Tron
The Byrds
jesus-freak era Dylan
Marvin Pontiac



bring it.
post #122 of 980
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Originally Posted by Joel_Cairo View Post
jesus-freak era Dylan

Liar!
post #123 of 980
Pink Floyd
The Strokes
Pearl Jam
The Pixies
Bran van 3000
post #124 of 980
Tom Waites
Rammstein
Chemical Brothers
Billy Bragg
Thelonious Monk
post #125 of 980
Nine Inch Nails PJ Harvey Portishead Marilyn Manson Rolling Stones
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Dinosaur Jr
Coheed & Cambria
Ivy
Train
Starsailor
post #127 of 980
phish
daft punk
notorious BIG
The Pogues
John Coltraine
CCR
Gabriel & Dresden
post #128 of 980
Radiohead Failure Queens of the Stone Age Elliott Smith Thrice
post #129 of 980
Genesis (Peter Gabriel-era)
Emerson, Lake, & Palmer
Frank Zappa
Roxy Music
Smashing Pumpkins
post #130 of 980
i think we may have overloaded BG's snark capcity.
post #131 of 980
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Originally Posted by Joel_Cairo View Post
i think we may have overloaded BG's snark capcity.

I'm glad I got mocked back then when BG was a full blown mocker.... now all of you will walk away mockery empty....
post #132 of 980
mock me, dammit!
post #133 of 980
Thread Starter 
Strap in for a Bergdorf Goodwill, Content Machine MEGA POST.

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Originally Posted by Arethusa View Post
Hmm. Let's have a go.

Explosions in the Sky
Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros
Kanno Yoko
The Decemberists
Sufjan Stevens

Hell, let's have two.

Eluvium
Flogging Molly
Songs: Ohia
Amon Tobin
Brother Ali or early Sage Francis

Your life's course was altered by those advertisements on television c. 1996 that lauded the greatness of Fist of the North Star (THESE JAPANIMATIONZ AINT UR DADDYS CARTOONS) in such a way that you now wish the characters on Samurai Champloo would kick science regarding more relevant, conscious subjects. Why can't they kick it like Native Tongues can? You are awaiting a Maaya Sakamoto/Do.Make.Say.Think/Eyedea collabo.

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Originally Posted by jonglover View Post
I really appreciate half of this list(s). You shut your whorish mouth, Bergdorf.



And when I get excited, my little China Girl says, oh baby, just you shut your mouth

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Originally Posted by lawyerdad View Post
for nonLawyermom:

Beastie Boys
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Nirvana
Primus
Mr. Bungle

It's good to know you've got a lady with an ongoing Circus magazine subscription who can tell your grandchildren of the splendor of Lollapalooza. WHY YES LITTLE DAKOTA SEN DOG AND MUGGS SMOKED ME OUT IT IS ALL TRUE.

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Originally Posted by utjtl21 View Post
vroys
marvelous 3
my morning jacket
lucero
will hoge

You are entirely incapable of arousal.

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Originally Posted by amerikajinda View Post
Eminem
Santana
Led Zeppelin
Maroon 5
The Beatles

When scratched-up Now!: That's What I Call Music discs occupy the same Xerox box as the vinyl from your dicktight pants days in your storage space.

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Originally Posted by Jodum5 View Post
Giving it a shot:

Brazilian Girls
The Shins
Peter, Bjorn & John
The Red hot Chilli Peppers
The Raconteurs

I sense a brief but passionate (and long-repressed) flirtation with rave culture.

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Originally Posted by LabelKing View Post
Pere Ubu
Ella Fitzgerald
Broken Social Scene
Wolf Parade
Les Georges Leningrad

I could only think of those five that I like.

I will not be fooled into thinking your favorite bands are anything other than (hed) p.e., Spineshank, Primer 55, gODHEAD, and Insolence.

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Originally Posted by JBZ View Post
Genesis
Peter Gabriel
Marillion
Rush
Emerson Lake & Palmer

You sweat buckets!

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Originally Posted by shoreman1782 View Post
This thread was a great Memorial Day present.

Pavement
Dinosaur Jr.
Fugazi
The Hold Steady
Ted Leo

For the record, I know I'm not a unique snowflake.

You auditioned to be one of the Jicks but Stephen Malkmus laughed at your BC Rich Warlock and DOD pedal array. It's okay, maybe Guy Piccioto will put up with your shit.

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Originally Posted by JetBlast View Post
Shaken, not stirred, please.

Jan Hammer
Elton John
Peter Gabriel
Phil Collins
The Killers

Sounds more like Conne's list doesn't it?!

JB

You are both 40 year old men stuck in the supple and rosy-cheeked bodies of young boys, and should financially exploit that while you still have the opportunity. Your travel connections make your next few years as a rent boy all the easier.

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Originally Posted by Get Smart View Post
I'll play......my top 5 circa 1988

-Cockney Rejects
-Skrewdriver
-Sham 69
-Anti Heros
-Minor Threat

Ian MacKaye or Adolf Hitler: pick a god you confused fuck. For reference, I was wearing footie pajamas and smiling without the cloud of self-awareness in '88 (see also: movin' weight). How can you be so impossibly decrepit? What is it like to be so very near death? I must commend your use of the year of 1988 in combination with Skrewdriver, though. You are sending some pretty covert "hile hilter lol" messages here, and I hope that the Rahowa listeners of StyleForum are receiving them. Despite your advanced age, I am proud to have a race traitor like you on Our Side in the Coming Struggle.

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Originally Posted by Baron View Post
BG's random insult generator may be running out of steam. I'll slide one in anyways.

Merle Haggard
George Jones
ELO
The Cars
Brian Wilson

You have made some seriously overconsidered mixtapes for girls before.

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Originally Posted by tonylumpkin View Post
U2
The Beatles
Rodrigo y Gabriela
CSN&Y
Pink Floyd

I feel that your selection of four canonical bands and one oddity is some attempt to throw a wrench into my machinery. You have succeeded. ;_;


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Originally Posted by lakewolf View Post
BG never imagined tha this thread would become a full time job for him ....

DO NOT DOUBT THE LIMITS OF MY IMAGINATION.

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Originally Posted by Joel_Cairo View Post
The Jaguar Club (natch)
Genghis Tron
The Byrds
jesus-freak era Dylan
Marvin Pontiac



bring it.

There is an extremely unusual haircut in your past.

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Originally Posted by Tibo View Post
Pink Floyd
The Strokes
Pearl Jam
The Pixies
Bran van 3000

You seem like the type of guy with a "T-shirt collection."

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Originally Posted by Popodog View Post
Tom Waites
Rammstein
Chemical Brothers
Billy Bragg
Thelonious Monk

Hinter mit einem anderem schlägt Ein von den Blöckenschaukeln.

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Originally Posted by jett View Post
Nine Inch Nails
PJ Harvey
Portishead
Marilyn Manson
Rolling Stones

Moping bitch/Aeon Flux superfan.

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Originally Posted by strazzaque View Post
Dinosaur Jr
Coheed & Cambria
Ivy
Train
Starsailor

The elusive Co&Ca/Train crossover demo is the bread and butter of the recreational enema industry.

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Originally Posted by CTGuy View Post
phish
daft punk
notorious BIG
The Pogues
John Coltraine
CCR
Gabriel & Dresden

Too many "Around the World" listenings have rendered you incapable of counting or spelling.

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Originally Posted by whodini View Post
Radiohead
Failure
Queens of the Stone Age
Elliott Smith
Thrice

The sun's just a big glass/We're all ants/Whoa people still listen to Thrice?/LOL.

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Originally Posted by Nantucket Red View Post
Genesis (Peter Gabriel-era)
Emerson, Lake, & Palmer
Frank Zappa
Roxy Music
Smashing Pumpkins

Here is a list rife with latent homosexuality, the kind of list I like. A tribute to you sir.

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Originally Posted by Joel_Cairo View Post
i think we may have overloaded BG's snark capcity.

"Snark" is for people with tiny balls and LiveJournal accounts. I'm a fucking juggernaut, playboy.
post #134 of 980
amazing
post #135 of 980
This thread has surpassed my wildest expectations. Well done, you prolific pigeonholer.
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