Before we get to our entries, there is an issue I need to address. I've gotten a few complaints about the possibility that one of sugarbutch's breasts is, in fact, fake, and that he is only wearing a single breasted jacket. Now you know that I of all people am unlikely to show any favoritism towards sugarbutch (The People's Enemy). However, the People's Commission for Sartorial Standards and Practices was convened, and after intense scrutiny, has determined that both of sugarbutch's breasts are real. Repeat, sugarbutch IS wearing a double breasted jacket, so please do not let any lingering doubts about the authenticity of sugarbutch's entry prevent you from tossing him a well earned vote.