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The Unofficial Goldman Sachs Guide To Being A Man

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http://www.businessinsider.com/the-gselevator-guide-to-being-a-man-2013-9

Good for discussion......even though millions of these pop up all the time!
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some funny some true :)

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"If you want a nice umbrella, bring a sh*tty one to church"

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Originally Posted by romafan View Post

"If you want a nice umbrella, bring a sh*tty one to church"

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I don't get that. Does that mean you bring a shitty one but steal a good one when you leave?
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If some motherfucker stole my umbrella at church I'd kneecap him in the parking lot with a tire iron in full view of the whole congregation.
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If some motherfucker stole my umbrella at church I'd kneecap him in the parking lot with a tire iron in full view of the whole congregation.

 

i think you should ask yourself what would Jesus do

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"Cobblers will save your shoes. So will shoe trees."


!!!!!
post #8 of 11

My personal favorite

 

"Act like you’ve been there before.  It doesn’t matter if it’s in the end zone at the Super Bowl or on a private plane"

 
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When in doubt, always kiss the girl.

 

I didn't understand his for a loooong time. When it finally hit me I mentally smacked myself in the head mid kiss

 


 

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Never take an ex back. She tried to do better and is settling with you.

 

If she expects the person you are 20% of the time, 100% of the time, then she doesn't want you.

 

Drink outdoors.
 And during the day.
 And sometimes by yourself.

 

 

I like these, esp the last one because I rarely drink alone

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Confused. What didn't you get?
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Originally Posted by otc View Post

Confused. What didn't you get?

 

Until my early to mid 20s when in doubt I bailed almost everytime. It was horrible.  Do you know how many young women I missed out on because I was chickshit?

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