Destroying expensive things (voluntarily or otherwise)

I can't be the only overgrown smashy child around these parts. y u aint fessin.

My denon s-81 shelf stereo system fell off the shelf at a house party but we didn't stop the party.

Well I've wrecked 3 cars, but none were expensive.
Funnily enough, the insurance company totalled the last one and I bought a new car. The day after I bought it someone hit me. I don't think I have pics of it though. It was repairable, but it still stinks to know your new car has been in an accident.

When I worked for an Audi/VW dealer/shop, my second day I hit a pole with the side of a new A6. A few weeks later I hit the same pole (strategically postioned to make it a ***** to pull into my stall) with new A8L, put a nice ripple in the rear quarter.

My brother in law, when he was a kid, caught a rat and he and a bunch of kids poured flammable liquid on the rat and burned it alive. The rat unfortunately got out of the trap in a state of panic, ran across the alley and into an old warehouse, which was partially burned.

Great. Intentional destruction resulting in unintentional destruction. Torch a rat and score a warehouse bonus.

that ***** pretty funny about the rat haha

Ive thrown TVs and computer monitors down the excorcist stairwell in georgetown a couple of tiems over the course of the last three years..

Ah, the fate of electronics when they become possessed.

Originally Posted by acidicboy

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My brother in law, when he was a kid, caught a rat and he and a bunch of kids poured flammable liquid on the rat and burned it alive. The rat unfortunately got out of the trap in a state of panic, ran across the alley and into an old warehouse, which was partially burned.

that's fucked up

Originally Posted by Nantucket Red

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What on earth prompted this little commentary?
how about your continued attempts at subtlety which do nothing but backfire and make you look like a striving, whining boor?

Originally Posted by texas_jack

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Ever seen the movie Crash? The Canadian one?

Yes. It's one of Cronenberg's:

http://www.salon.com/march97/crash970321.html

The night I watched it a steady stream of moviegoers left the theatre as each scene presented something more perverse than the last.

Originally Posted by acidicboy

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My brother in law, when he was a kid, caught a rat and he and a bunch of kids poured flammable liquid on the rat and burned it alive. The rat unfortunately got out of the trap in a state of panic, ran across the alley and into an old warehouse, which was partially burned.

That's some nascent serial killer ****.

Had a few anger issues in college, especially when my computer would crash during my 3D animation final project.

A few things I did:

- Threw a yardstick metal ruler through my bedroom wall in college like a javolin. Went right through the wall into the bathroom...

- Threw a tv out a second story window in high school.

- When I first got my license I took the family Taurus wagon out for a spin, hit a snowbank which was ice so it doubled as a ramp, launched the car in the air probably a foot or two and split the right front wheel right down the middle in half when it hit the ground.

I am much more chill now however, I've gone to be very laid back.


This wasn't me but I used to know a kid in grade school who was seriously messed in the head and he would attach his cat to those rockets that you launch and strap them to jiffy pop... I saw him once since then, at church ironically, but we didn't say hi to each other. The last day I saw him was when I was around 10 or younger and he popped my finger open with a hammer, still have the scars from it today.

Originally Posted by fighetta

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how about your continued attempts at subtlety which do nothing but backfire and make you look like a striving, whining boor?

Interesting. Such as?

i crashed my uncle's ski boat when i docking it once. The same summer I almost got hit by a tanker in it (long story). I also did a power-turn at such high speed that one the seats ripped its bolts out of the floor because of the g-forces involved. That poor boat took so much abuse.