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Reminders that you are frail and pathetic.

post #1 of 45
5/20/07 at 4:48pm
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What are the most embarrassing injuries you have sustained?

I once got a stinger as a result of standing up too fast (was about 15, couldn't move my neck properly for a bit).

This week's spinal agony is the result of breakdancing gone awry.

And you?
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post #2 of 45
5/20/07 at 5:45pm
I am reminded when I get out of bed every morning and my joints sound like microwave popcorn.
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post #3 of 45
5/20/07 at 5:53pm
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post #4 of 45
5/20/07 at 6:22pm
A picture of guy doing the splits in a pink bikini bottom... this place has gone gay! (not that there's anything wrong with that...)\t
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post #5 of 45
5/20/07 at 6:23pm
I broke a blood vessel in my eye, before a christening. I was godfather. Added great charm, to the service.
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post #6 of 45
5/20/07 at 8:22pm
Two words: Golden Tee
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post #7 of 45
5/20/07 at 9:26pm
I once lost a teeth eating pasta.

Was about 8 then, that didn't help.
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post #8 of 45
5/20/07 at 9:35pm
I once lost a tooth during baseball. On the bench.
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post #9 of 45
5/20/07 at 9:36pm
Broke my ankle jumping off my roof. Was only about 8' and onto grass....I suck at landing
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post #10 of 45
5/20/07 at 10:29pm
Decided to rollerblade off a tall ledge when I was a teenager. I still have the scar on my knee.
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post #11 of 45
5/20/07 at 10:33pm
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Originally Posted by Eason View Post



not only does he look really deformed, but trying to prove you're manly by doing splits in a pink thong which shows off your 1" package because of the massive amounts of steroids is sorta contradictory
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post #12 of 45
5/20/07 at 11:56pm
I got a paper cut this morning and it still hurts.
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post #13 of 45
5/21/07 at 12:01am
Broke my arm (hairline fracture) by having a soccer ball ball kicked into it at just the right angle. Didn't help that it was cold out and the thing was hard as hell.
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post #14 of 45
5/21/07 at 12:05am
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Originally Posted by calvin1663 View Post
not only does he look really deformed, but trying to prove you're manly by doing splits in a pink thong which shows off your 1" package because of the massive amounts of steroids is sorta contradictory

i think bodybuilding is gross, but that fucker squats 800lbs. steroids or not, that's pretty manly.
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post #15 of 45
5/21/07 at 12:21am
A couple of weeks back, I was at a housewarming/house party, and I stepped out the side door of the house, onto a doormat over a brick pathway.

Unfortunately, under the exact point on the mat where I put my foot, there was a couple of bricks missing, so my foot hit the mat and just kept going, then bent way too far in the wrong direction. Classic sprained ankle.
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