Dont worry dino there are no hard feelings on my part-- I am just trying to be honest here. I haven't acted upon these thoughts yet, but I am not going to deny they don't clank around in my head.
On the one hand, I agree with you when you say the submariner is a ruggedly handsome watch. I think the balance/symmetry is exemplified best in the no date variants (5513 or 14060), but sometimes the date bubble does catch my eye. If I were ever to do it, I'd expect one of two things to happen: I'd get it out of my system and it would wind up in a drawer somewhere, or double down and crave the real thing even more. Contrary to the prevailing WIS wisdom, fakes have a more complex role to play in the industry than most might think.
As this conversation evolves, I find myself more fascinated with the response to a mere suggestion of wearing a cheap watch--ONOZ. If I see someone drinking sierra mist or driving a hyundai genesis, I don't get all huffy.
Now lets get back to our regularly scheduled programming?