Yup, you do.
I'm sure that there are still fools with too much money who will buy them, just as there are fools who spend ridiculous amounts of money on "luxury" editions of mobile phones, such as the Prada-branded LG, the blinged-out aftermarket versions of some phones and, of course, the Vertu, the company that must sell almost exclusively to wealthy Russians and people from Middle East oil states.
I don't want to be the one to ask, but are your watches genuine? Certainly the pearl looks odd (misplaced) on that Submariner, plus the dial logo and bezel insert.
If I'm mistaken, then I apologize, just thought I'd ask.