I think you might have gone a bit Tolkien. Talking of Thor, though, I was rather disappointed with the movie rendition: what kind of Norse deity would wax his chest? Pathetic. And I speak with authority: my great great grandfather claimed to be the bastard son of the King of Sweden. No kidding.
I cannot question your claimed ancestry. But yes, Thor was strangely hairless from the neck down. T'was truly mysterious to me as to why my wife insisted on seeing the sequel, when clearly she also didn't mind Henry Cavill's rather hairy rendition of Superman in the recent "Man of Steel" movie. Perhaps my bride is an equal opportunity "desirer" of men with muscular chests.
Not Yoda indeed.
I did not find anything introduced at SIHH interesting. Does that make me strange?