sprout2
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It's amazing how seemingly rational adults can be reduced to Black Friday/haul video level excitement just by mentioning the right combination of customization and exclusivity.
If anyone is interested, Tommy Nutter and I can reupholster your sofa in a limited range of 39oz. London Lounge fabrics for just 9 easy installments of 9999.99. You can also choose what tensile strength the springs will be and what color gloves the deliverymen will wear when delivering your piece. Because white-glove service is so passé -- buff chamois gloves or nothing, am I right?
If anyone is interested, Tommy Nutter and I can reupholster your sofa in a limited range of 39oz. London Lounge fabrics for just 9 easy installments of 9999.99. You can also choose what tensile strength the springs will be and what color gloves the deliverymen will wear when delivering your piece. Because white-glove service is so passé -- buff chamois gloves or nothing, am I right?