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I was trying to make fun of Harv. :devil:

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We have a cure for cancer. 

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Bullet to the brain?
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Originally Posted by SixOhNine View Post

True enough.

In all honesty, most litigators are pretty dickish, but prosecutors have an unequalled power to ruin lives.
Not sure if this was intentional, but given the general theme of the threak I enjoyed your semantically implying that "ruining lives" is a defining characteristic of dicks.
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I made a midget rape victim cry. Pretty sure I ruined her life, and I ain't no prosecutor. Plus I exposed a group of jurors to 45 minutes of child porn. They were all crying and shit. Pretty sure that ruined their lives.

Edit: shit, I thought I posted that. Didn't I post that somewhere?
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Originally Posted by Harold falcon View Post

I made a midget rape victim cry. Pretty sure I ruined her life, and I ain't no prosecutor. Plus I exposed a group of jurors to 45 minutes of child porn. They were all crying and shit. Pretty sure that ruined their lives.

Edit: shit, I thought I posted that. Didn't I post that somewhere?

 

You post that like once a month.

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I'm kind of proud of it.
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Originally Posted by Harold falcon View Post

I made a midget rape victim cry.

Were they little tears?
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Who is the midget here, anyway? The raper or the rapee?
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You know what they say. Sometimes you rape the midget; sometimes the midget rapes you.
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No this was a regular sized person accused of raping a midget.

Verdict: $15,000. In my favor.
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Originally Posted by Harold falcon View Post

No this was a regular sized person accused of raping a midget.

Verdict: $15,000. In my favor.

 

You know we have a fucked system when you can make $15k off some sucker.

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Originally Posted by Harold falcon View Post

No this was a regular sized person accused of raping a midget.

Verdict: $15,000. In my favor.

So you represented the regular sized person, and got him off, is that correct?

Was your fee $15,000? If it was a criminal trial, there would be no monetary awards, correct?

Or was this a civil suit involving money?
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