Señor Penor Has Ruined My Life
As a modern, independent, open-minded woman who may love and get it on with whomever she wants to, I'm distraught that I can't get it on with and love all the incredible women I know or would like know. The moment I see a spread cunt I recoil in shock. Time and time again I keep falling for the arseholes who we commonly call men. Try as I might, why am I just not attracted to women, members of my own, far superior gender who I'm certain would offer me better companionship and intimacy?
My insatiable yearning for dick - real ones that spurt litres of cum all over me and room - has totally messed up my ability to pursue totally awesome relationships with totally awesome women.
If I wasn't on an perpetual quest for cock these are the women I could be totally with.Jennifer Lawrence
I would totally share separate beds with the godless that is J Law. We'd enjoy closed mouth kissing and then the rugged handyman I picked up at Home Depot would pound away on my pussy for 30 minutes. After I slurp down the last of his yummy load he'd leave and J Law and I would cuddle for hours. She'll gently kiss the back of my neck.Soccer Mom
A fit 35-year-old mum with 3 spoilt children, a goofy golden retriever, and swank Range Rover. The calm exterior of well-born, effortless privilege masking the manic worry of arranging a play date with the 'it' kid's mum. We'd get buzzed on Chardonnay, stare longingly in each other's eyes, and giggle as we shared naughty secrets like the time she blew a dozen Tory MPs during lunch - if only we hadn't gone to pee together behind the tree and I saw her retro beaver and beefy lips. Gross! We'd hold hands and the other mums would look on enviously. I'd admire the quality of her pink cashmere sweater and her tasteful pearl necklace. At half her children's coach and some of the dads would give me my very own pearl necklaces in the backseat of my car.Biker Babe
She is a smokin' hot hell raiser: curly hair, tight ass, gleaming smile all wrapped up in black leather. God, I hope she's a Latina so we can do some cool ethnic stuff. Riding on the back of her Harley, the engine's vibrations rock my clit and send shivers up my spine. Utterly. Soaked. I would totally boff her in one minute! OK, maybe in ten minutes, after I down four shots of tequila to steel my resolve and psyche myself up. And maybe get back on the Harley for a few more minutes of recharge. Hmmm... what if she just remained clothed and tucked her hair up into her helmet? Turn off the lights... and went down on me for 20 minutes without reciprocation? Now that's something that would really rev me up!Post Op Trans Man
Brilliant! You were once a woman so you know all the girly stuff and how to communicate like one, and now you have a cock. I'm dying to know. Is it thick and veiny with a massive bell end? Does is spurt endless ropes of man juice?Edited by curzon - 1/12/16 at 4:56am