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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

the bigger issue is the male patriarchy at Disney oppressing her by giving her a masculine name like "Rey"

just because she looks like a woman doesn't mean she identifies as one you bigot
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Originally Posted by wojt View Post

just because she looks like a woman doesn't mean she identifies as one you bigot
Shit just got real. #transphobic.
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Boob Deodorant: Yes, It Does Exist!

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"Now everyone with breasts can hate themselves. Deodorant for breasts – or "swoobs" (sweat + boobs) – is now here for us. And to think, all this time I was only focused on whether my vagina was offensive to the wider public.

Thank the Lord for the ongoing union between capitalism and sexism because there are some days I’ve been waking up and I haven’t been feeling bad about myself.

Having a woman’s body under patriarchy is a job in itself; just rather than making you richer and more fulfilled, it costs you money and makes you feel terrible about every part of yourself."

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Whispering fabricated failings into your ear while promising to help you find the solution. teacha.gif

"How stupid do beauty companies think women are?"



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Edited by curzon - 12/31/15 at 12:24am
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curzon is a valuable addition to this thread.
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Originally Posted by curzon View Post

Boob Deodorant: Yes, It Does Exist!

CREATOR: gd-jpeg v1.0 (using IJG JPEG v62), quality = 100


"Now everyone with breasts can hate themselves. Deodorant for breasts – or "swoobs" (sweat + boobs) – is now here for us. And to think, all this time I was only focused on whether my vagina was offensive to the wider public.

Thank the Lord for the ongoing union between capitalism and sexism because there are some days I’ve been waking up and I haven’t been feeling bad about myself.

Having a woman’s body under patriarchy is a job in itself; just rather than making you richer and more fulfilled, it costs you money and makes you feel terrible about every part of yourself."

Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)

Whispering fabricated failings into your ear while promising to help you find the solution. teacha.gif

"How stupid do beauty companies think women are?"



Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
teacha.gif

confused.gif
My balls are disgusting
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

the bigger issue is the male patriarchy at Disney oppressing her by giving her a masculine name like "Rey"

The character was originally going to be played by Ray Romano, but contract negotiations fell through and so they made a last-minute change.
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Originally Posted by tesseract View Post

My balls are disgusting

Bollocks. That's feminism talking right there. Poor fella doesn't even realise his subconscious is under attack and he's a victim of mind control.

How to Make Your Vajayjay Smell as Amazing as His Balls

It is well known the ball sack is a fragrant oasis that lifts a woman's spirits and transports her away from the stresses of daily life - bollocks, take me away! It's no surprise you can't wait to have his yummy scrotum in your mouth. As a bonus, with your cheeks bulging with his nuts you look like an adorable hamster. Upload that precious photo to facebook, girlfriend.

Vaginas smell like the rubbish container behind the fish monger's shop on a sweltering summer's day. It's no surprise he won't go down on you. Heck, it's only through his strong will and capacity for empathy that he can even stand to be in the same room as you.

Here are some tips for how to make your lady bits as yummy as his balls:

Squat over a lit incense cone. Bathe your reeking yoni in wafts of fragrant smoke scented with vanilla, rose, lavender, or any girl's favourite... chocolate chip cookie dough.

For you gals not from a squatting culture or with bad knees, stick a scented candle up there. Bahama Breeze is lovely. It you want to recreate the pleasant smell from his crotch try Yankee Candle's Tyrolean Alps or its new offering for 2016... The Premier League. Your cooch will remind him of an Alpine mountain pine forest right after a gentle spring rain or Arsenal's locker room at half.

If your cooter is really moist and steamy experiment with a mystery from the Orient... exotic ben wa balls made of naturally odor destroying cedar. They absorb excess moisture whilst strengthening the pelvic floor muscles and improving the elasticity of your vagina - we all know a tight pussy is the surest way to keep a man. Don’t panic if you have trouble getting them back out or if they get stuck. Relax. They're not like your fella's wrist watch; they can’t get lost in there.

Nothing beats the real deal: his massive, manly balls. Your natural vaginal odor is rank and vile, but the heavenly musk glistening on his nuts is delectable. Rub that delicious nut sack smell all over yourself and treat him to a little taste of the gift he allows you to experience all the time. He'll be so pumped he's sure to go down on you then.

Yes, we've all been cursed with lady bits that on a good day smell like a wet camel and on bad days remind everyone within a 6-foot radius of a skunk's rotting corpse. Though we can never achieve a male's marvelous musk, using one or more of my tips you can mask that unpleasantness for a while until he justifiably dumps you for someone less malodorous. It's all a girl can ever hope for.
Edited by curzon - 1/2/16 at 5:22am
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@curzon bravo. Your contributions to this thread are great.
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I see on NYE Kathy Griffin was parading around her rather nice rack in the freezing cold of Times Square and a CNN anchor is in deep shit for pointing out she has a nice rack. Anderson Cooper, who also made some complimentary comments on her display, is not in trouble.
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Good Lord. She took her top off and walked around on live TV, a host complementing them is hardly out of bounds.
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I'm dying at Don Lemon being Don Lemon. What a clown. 

 

Kathy Griffin could get it though. 

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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

I see on NYE Kathy Griffin was parading around her rather nice rack in the freezing cold of Times Square and a CNN anchor is in deep shit for pointing out she has a nice rack. Anderson Cooper, who also made some complimentary comments on her display, is not in trouble.

I'm not sure there is much of a point to be had here. Saying "nice rack" is going to be viewed differently by the public then complementing a woman's body. Someone with a career on TV should know better. Anyways it's not a big deal and she clearly enjoyed the rack comment when he made it. This should all blow over quickly once the social media justice warriors move onto the next target.
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Originally Posted by Jr Mouse View Post

I'm not sure there is much of a point to be made here. Saying "nice rack" is going to be viewed differently by the public then complementing a woman's body. Someone with a career on TV should know better. Anyways it's not a big deal and she clearly enjoyed the rack comment when he made it. This should all blow over quickly once the social media justice warriors move onto the next target.

IMO, and of course you will disagree, saying "nice rack" to a woman showing off her tits is exactly on the same level as someone saying, "You have a slamming body" in this situation (or whatever it was Cooper said exactly.) To say Cooper was merely "complementing a woman's body" is disingenuous framing. Coopers comment was a comment to convey the fuckable nature of her body too. If he had said, "You do indeed have a nice, trim figure" that would have been one thing, but "slamming body" conveys something different.
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He said "rocking body" and had asked her to put a coat on before hand. You are correct that we disagree in that the comment Don made is going to be viewed differently by the public then the one Anderson made.

The larger point is one I believe we do agree on. That what Don said wasn't that huge of a deal in the context of when and why he made it. People will rage on Twitter till something else catches their attention and they move on.
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