No, my bedsheets are not made of waterproof vinyl. Yes, all I've ever wanted to do is turn my yoni into a pulse jet sprinkler.
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Though you may presume I am a straight cis vagina person, actually I self identify as a squirter. Definitely I am not a gusher; that's someone entirely different who's life, experiences and oppression I wouldn't dare try to imagine. I thought people would judge me or see me differently if I told them I was a squirter and not just “normal” and straight, gay or trans like them. I will no longer be marginalised. And no, squirting is not a choice. It's not a lifestyle. Nor a hobby. Just because I am a squirter doesn’t mean I’m going to try and squirt on you; being a squirter doesn’t mean I want to squirt on every person I near me. People can be so insensitive sometimes. Why are you asking me these intrusive questions? Gosh! I don't care you were just asking to borrow my pen. Stop silencing me!
I am not going to let society dictate who I am anymore. And I'm not going to be squirt shamed any longer.Edited by curzon - 12/14/15 at 9:06pm