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There are many ways a woman in this day and age can feel empowered. She can find community by participating in feminist workshops. She can send tweets to men threatening to rape their asses. She can tell herself to smile while she’s walking down the pavement. Here's a little secret: Women feel the most empowered when they fist themselves. You might be thinking: "What?! Isn’t that just for those exploited by the porn industry or incontinent grannies with loose cooters?" Well ladies, not anymore. Nothing affirms your individuality, freedom, and awesome sense of self more than fisting yourself.

Who doesn’t love her own fist in her vagina? The fantastic feeling of fullness. You know what is the most wonderful part of fisting yourself? The fact that you don’t need another person to provide you with the intimate experience. Talk about self reliance!

When you start fisting yourself, everything changes. You’ll learn where all of your trigger points are when you're elbow deep. You’ll also learn the specific spots that drive you to the point of experiencing a full-body orgasm. And talk about a gaping hole. No man will ever give you that.

It makes your life a million, billion times better. So ladies, if you want to feel empowered, you know what to do. Turn on the strobe light, put on some gnarly thrash metal music, and fist yourself manically all night long. You are so strong!
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Never done fisting, but I'm pretty good at fingering chicks. I've got weird fingers (can't play the guitar with them) that at least some of you have seen. Appears to work pretty well on givin' ladies the ol' thingamajig.
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And when I'm not with you, I'm 100% with Bruno, who's tucking my ankles behind my ears
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Harv, this stuff is gold.




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On behalf of my people, I am sorry for this sadness.
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Don't apologize. This had renewed my faith in humanity. Huwomanity? Humynity? Fuck it, in people.
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Don't apologize. This had renewed my faith in humanity. Huwomanity? Humynity? Fuck it, in people.

 

I don't think people is right either.  It starts with p, and so does penis, so obviously the letter p is also a symbol of the patriarchy (coincidence that patriarchy also starts with p?).

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Does it look like she's wearing those fake pull-on tattoo sleeves? And make what you will of the fact that in the middle of her logo is a lip stick thing that resembles . . . err, a rocket ship or something.
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Given her trendy tats, flawlessly styled coif, carefully applied make up, and what appears to be well tended nails...I'm going to assume the beauty standard that is being eff'ed here might have to do with being a healthy weight?
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Given her trendy tats, flawlessly styled coif, carefully applied make up, and what appears to be well tended nails...I'm going to assume the beauty standard that is being eff'ed here might have to do with being a healthy weight?

You medical-industrial complex types are always trying to pretend obesity is a health issue.
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She would be getting ran through by almost every dude if she lost weight. Could only see dude's in dry spells, or guys with very little experience tappin that ass.
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http://www.jta.org/2015/12/13/news-opinion/united-states/more-men-making-monthly-mikvah-dunks-as-menstrual-rite

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.. .As for many observant Jewish women, it’s the night each month that Janet Ozur Bass immerses in the mikvah ritual bath following menstruation. Once she emerges from the water, husband and wife may resume the physical intimacy traditionally forbidden while a woman is menstruating.

But in the Ozur Bass household, mikvah night is double duty: Instead of just Janet going, her husband, Henrique, immerses in the mikvah, too.

“I can’t begin to tell you how spiritual it is,” Henrique Ozur Bass told JTA.

“Mikvah is not about a blood taboo; it’s the time of the month that women are more like God in that they are getting ready for creation,” he said. “And they can’t do it alone. I recognize that I am a partner with my wife in creation, and that is what further motivated me to follow her cycles.”

Ozur Bass is one of a small but growing number of Jewish men who have adopted the practice of monthly mikvah immersions in tandem with their wives’ menstrual cycles.

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Nowadays, many men who don’t go to mikvah are nevertheless adopting other novel practices during the seven “clean” days following menstruation, the period women traditionally wait before their monthly immersion, focusing on emotional intimacy rather than just abstaining from sex, said Fruchter of ImmerseNYC.

“Understanding mikvah as a partnership practice is becoming more widespread, not only among egalitarian couples but also modern Orthodox people,” said Fruchter, who is also studying to be an Orthodox clergywoman at Yeshivat Maharat in New York.

“One man I know prepares music for his wife to listen to when she’s at the mikvah and preparing,”Fruchter said. “Another couple has a special dinner during the seven clean days where they talk about something difficult. I encourage couples to make it a specific time to work on something in their relationship.”
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Given her trendy tats, flawlessly styled coif, carefully applied make up, and what appears to be well tended nails...I'm going to assume the beauty standard that is being eff'ed here might have to do with being a healthy weight?

My favorite annoying Facebook friend used to post stuff like that. Then she started working out seriously and lost like 60 pounds, and magically no longer posts fat acceptance memes.





She replaced them with fitness memes, but hey, it's at least a step in the right direction.
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