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You guys think I should use this lesson?

 

http://www.readwritethink.org/classroom-resources/lesson-plans/avoiding-sexist-language-using-201.html

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After taking that course I sent an email to Porsche USA telling them that they should really be calling it the Cayperson GTS

#yesallcars
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Originally Posted by EMartNJ View Post

You guys think I should use this lesson?

http://www.readwritethink.org/classroom-resources/lesson-plans/avoiding-sexist-language-using-201.html
Quote:
Write a narrative explaining why the char
acters listed below find themselves
in a hall outside a courtroom. Please
use pronouns clearly when you refer to
the characters so that I can easily te
ll to which characters you refer and so
that I know who does what. (If you want,
you may even give the characters
names to identify them.) Because this is an in-class assignment, I will not
grade the paper for spelling and minor
punctuation mistakes. You have 25
minutes to write your narrative.
Have fun with your story!
The Characters:
an attorney a physician
a police officer a judge
a teacher a professor a nurse

For sure.
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Admiral Ackbar has something to say about that assignment....
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This guy would definitely fail that one.

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An elderly professor of chemical engineering had been subpoenaed to provide expert witness testimony in a use of excessive force case against a large and burly police officer named Daisy. The professor, Pat, was very infirm and brought along her nurse Rocky in case she soiled herself or needed other help. The defense attorney, a ruthless and evil person named Harvey, pestered the poor professor so much she lost sphincter control and had to be escorted out of the courtroom by Rocky. The befuddled judge, one Sonia Sotomayor, considered herself a wise Latina woman and knew the seat the incontinent professor has been sitting in would need cleaning. She decided to (wisely) suspend proceedings while she went and found Jesus the janitor to clean the seat. As she exited the courtroom, berating Harvey for his brutal cross examination of Professor Pat, Judge Sotomayor bumped into Daisy causing Daisy to spin around and drop kick the judge in the vagina. Another jury had just been dismissed and one of the members of that jury saw the beleaguered judge drop to the ground holding her vagina. Without a seconds thought for shis own safety, the trans-male teacher floored Officer Daisy with a chair over the head.

Seeing all this Rocky the nurse laughed his ass off.
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The bailiff forgot his keys.

Oh, no, I failed!
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Holy crap, that thing Nil posted really happened. He's an anti-excuse phat shamer from Australia.
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Piob is a healthist.
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I knew a girl in college who looked EXACTLY like the woman in Nil's post. The kicker is her last name is Casagrande :rotflmao: 

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Originally Posted by Douglas View Post

Piob is a healthist.

Ugh. I let a few too many pounds creep back on and am paying the price for the next several weeks. I figure while I'm recovering lost ground I might as well claim new ground too and the goal is a waif like 200#. I'm not even drinking my usual 6-8 ounces of whisky at night but I'm still allowing myself three glasses of wine with dinner.
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A FAT HEALTHIST!?!?!?

"Textbook closet case, self-loather." #namethemovie
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