An elderly professor of chemical engineering had been subpoenaed to provide expert witness testimony in a use of excessive force case against a large and burly police officer named Daisy. The professor, Pat, was very infirm and brought along her nurse Rocky in case she soiled herself or needed other help. The defense attorney, a ruthless and evil person named Harvey, pestered the poor professor so much she lost sphincter control and had to be escorted out of the courtroom by Rocky. The befuddled judge, one Sonia Sotomayor, considered herself a wise Latina woman and knew the seat the incontinent professor has been sitting in would need cleaning. She decided to (wisely) suspend proceedings while she went and found Jesus the janitor to clean the seat. As she exited the courtroom, berating Harvey for his brutal cross examination of Professor Pat, Judge Sotomayor bumped into Daisy causing Daisy to spin around and drop kick the judge in the vagina. Another jury had just been dismissed and one of the members of that jury saw the beleaguered judge drop to the ground holding her vagina. Without a seconds thought for shis own safety, the trans-male teacher floored Officer Daisy with a chair over the head.
Seeing all this Rocky the nurse laughed his ass off.