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Rhetorical Question. You are the President of The United States of America. How do you plan to help the economy recover?

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What are your plans Great Leader?

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Pffft, as if the president has any real power. Now if you had said I was one of the members of the Secret Jewish Cabal of Bankers running the country from a bunker under Mt. Rushmore I might be able to get some things done...
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

Pffft, as if the president has any real power. Now if you had said I was one of the members of the Secret Jewish Cabal of Bankers running the country from a bunker under Mt. Rushmore I might be able to get some things done...


I thought the Illuminati and the Freemasons ran the world economy?

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Nah, it's the aliens...
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I thought the Illuminati and the Freemasons ran the world economy?

No, they run the military/industrial complex and the international white slavery trade. Jewish bankers run the economy.
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Nah, it's the aliens...

Reptoids are not aliens, they are the indigenous life form of this planet that left several million years ago to populate the stars but came back after humanity developed as the dominant Earth species to exploit our natural resources and precious bodily fluids.

For pete's sake, it's like you people have never listened to a single episode of Coast 2 Coast.
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I don't think you know what rhetorical question means
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No, they run the military/industrial complex and the international white slavery trade. Jewish bankers run the economy.
Reptoids are not aliens, they are the indigenous life form of this planet that left several million years ago to populate the stars but came back after humanity developed as the dominant Earth species to exploit our natural resources and precious bodily fluids.

For pete's sake, it's like you people have never listened to a single episode of Coast 2 Coast.


Close,except the Aliens are shapeshifters disguised as important political figures like Queen Elizabeth to kill us all and harvest our organs for crossbreeding with our DNA and theirs.

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I don't think you know what rhetorical question means


You're right, I meant hypothetical.facepalm.gif

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Close,except the Aliens are shapeshifters disguised as important political figures like Queen Elizabeth to kill us all and harvest our organs for crossbreeding with our DNA and theirs.

Shapeshifters don't have DNA, they are a silicon based life form, not carbon. Crossbreeding is not possible. Christ, you're so dumb.
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Shapeshifters don't have DNA, they are a silicon based life form, not carbon. Crossbreeding is not possible. Christ, you're so dumb.

 

You underestimate their genetic engineering abilities.

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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

No, they run the military/industrial complex and the international white slavery trade. Jewish bankers run the economy.
Reptoids are not aliens, they are the indigenous life form of this planet that left several million years ago to populate the stars but came back after humanity developed as the dominant Earth species to exploit our natural resources and precious bodily fluids.

For pete's sake, it's like you people have never listened to a single episode of Coast 2 Coast.

What a bunch of fantastical garbage. Lizard people come from inside the hollow earth.
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I don't know why I bother with you know-nothing, heads-in-the-sand, dimwits. When they finally reveal their ultimate objective and you people are the first lined up at the recycling center to be turned into Reptoid juice for our new overlords don't say I didn't warn you.
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What are your plans Great Leader?


I'd not know anything when things go wrong; be completely in command when things to right; and say lots of pretty words that make people feel good.
post #14 of 31
Ban BL77 from starting more stupid, shitty threads.
post #15 of 31
Appoint Garth Vader secretary of something or other.
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