Hall of Shame - eBay Listing Bloopers, What NOT to do - Page 19
This wasn't a clothing related Ebay, but in case you are getting thirsty, what could be better than Instant Wine in a Can - just add water and sugar!
And there is this great line:
Above and bellow: Forgive the specs, I was taking pictures on the grass, those are only specs of grass
Ah, thats OK then, only specs of grass on a (supposedly) $20K jacket! I expect its probably imported exotic rare Kiton Brioni Burberry grass hand made by tibetan monks, so thats why its all cool.