Springs1 has a point for everything that could possibly happen while dining:
21. Servers that assume things such as bringing a ketchup bottle when you didn't ask for one that everyone likes ketchup when they could have just simply asked you when they took your order.
Her insanity can be broken down into a few simple points:
1) SERVERS do not speak to me other than to give "YES" and "NO" answers to my questions.
2) At my table I control EVERYTHING. Do not bring me a glass of WATER unless I ask FOR IT. NOTHING happens unless I specifically demand it happens.
3) ANTICIPATE my every desire but do not FULFILL it before I demand it.