OK, you asked for it... here's just a small selection of the tutti-frutti smorgasbord that is my tie choice in the morning. They're all ugly by SF standards, but I like each for different reasons.
Disgusting Drake's - there's nothing like a large scale paisley to bring some fun to a day
Putrid Pucci - its hallucinogenic potency has made many an unprepared presentation much easier to deliver.
Vile Versace - chose this from dad's wardrobe after he retired and let me pick whatever I wanted. I left all the more normal ties.
Offensive Oldskool - my old school tie; I enjoyed my time there, so the tie remains special
Louche Liberty - pretty flowers are always nice, but it's also a good luck tie in that I've worn it to several interviews over the years and got the offer each time.
Horrible Hermes - one among a handful of cartoon character Hermes ties I own. This one has bunnies & seals. You know you love it.
Vomit-inducing Valentino - another one I picked from dad's ties when he retired.