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post #1756 of 2411
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Originally Posted by Hayward View Post

C'mon Foo. As a lawyer yer prolly too busy to travel. So get rid of all that cliché and replace it with a tableau that reflects Honest Living.


How often do you recycle tired jokes in the same thread before realizing nobody cared the first time you linked to a cardboard furniture site?
post #1757 of 2411
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Originally Posted by Hayward View Post

I believe I have a solution.

http://www.chairigami.com/our-stuff1.html

Guys,

Be sure not to miss Hayward's cardboard chair joke on page 45. It's a good one.
post #1758 of 2411
I would've thought you'd mellow out after a few drinks. Go back to your Primal Scream Room, just be careful not to slip and fall. Concrete is hard.
post #1759 of 2411
I will. Giacometti and I will be hanging out in our dungeon. Good luck with your issue of Monocle. Be sure to stop by again to give us an update on Finland's new generation of sustainable fishermen.

post #1760 of 2411
Okay. Tyler wants a story done on the new trend of Roadside Agony Booths. Can I send him your card?

Actually, do you think Foo could install one in his place?
post #1761 of 2411
Tell him he can eat a bag of steaming hot dicks.
post #1762 of 2411
Oh dear.
post #1763 of 2411
I'm pretty sure Tyler only eats organic dicks...
post #1764 of 2411
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by imatlas View Post

Skinny Goomba makes his own furniture. Medved buys incredible, unique pieces at auction, and often restores them himself. I have already enumerated how my home is decorated with objects that reflect our interests and our travels, so your comment about people not going on safari to acquire their furniture is pretty much wrong, or you're being overly literal about the safari thing.

And I would like to gently and politely proffer the idea that your room is, in fact, a very attractive cliche.

The thing you aren't getting is that making your own furniture, self-restoring "unique" antiques, and decorating with things collected on your travels all have absolutely zero relevance to the goal of creating a beautiful space. Self-made, self-restored, self-collected things can all be (and usually are) ugly as sin.

Your space may not be ugly, but I have no reason to believe one way or another until you show me what it looks like. I could not care less about what it says about you as a person. I won't even try to tell.

So, go ahead, show us your living room. That challenge goes out to all of you. Show me what an honest room looks like that reflects your eccentric soul. Prove to me you aren't merely attempting to justify an ugly room and zero taste.
post #1765 of 2411
Yeah, guiz. Show us your roomz!
post #1766 of 2411
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Originally Posted by Fuuma View Post

I'm pretty sure Tyler only eats organic dicks...

"Yes?.....Yes."

post #1767 of 2411
Thread Starter 
Naturally you would be the first to reject the challenge. Let's make it easier for you, then. Why don't you post a picture of the bird room? I will Photoshop out all the bird furniture and bird accessories, and then you can regale us with how the empty rectangular room (the whole of which you can't even see in the picture) is an architectural masterpiece.
post #1768 of 2411
Wut is the bird room?
post #1769 of 2411
Hey, i haven't started any threads about my place lately. How many have you started by now?

I'm just getting started with remodeling and redecorating the place. I'll get back to you when I'm happy with it, sometime in 2014 I hope!

Please don't take my attempt at 'reading' your place as a personal attack, I certainly did not mean it that way. I hoped my respect for you would be apparent, but I see from your reaction that I missed that mark. I apologize for making you feel bullied.
post #1770 of 2411
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Originally Posted by StephenHero View Post

Wut is the bird room?

I'll do you one better. Here is a wide selection of the interiors you have posted, in which the furniture and decoration evidently play no part in your admiration for their startling architectural genius.





















Standby for Photoshopped versions without furniture.
Edited by mafoofan - 9/2/13 at 5:07pm
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