Now with links, Steekjes, and add as a new chapter here:
Slightly early, but I couldn't wait any longer! I give you... "Uber Sprez"
"Sunglasses in pocket sprez."
"Unbuttoned collar sprez." and "Exploding pocket square sprez."
"New double monks from Andrew Lock sprez."
"Long tie tail sprez."
"braided belt" and "Wrinkle cred sprez."
En garde, monsieur! (That's brilliant, by the way - witty collar action, wide use of i-gent-ness with the tie...this is tough!)
So, linen it is then. And no messing around. 45C today. So it's a three piece, fuck it! Styleforum demands...
And in response to request for "inappropriate sprezzatura", well you called it...aside from the bright PS...
Yes, navy contrast stitching everywhere. Because fuck you. :)
DFIH super tie-boner; because you know you want it.
Linen-appropriate canvas spectators. Plus random sock-rocking, because. Just because.
And the killer blow: dinky cufflinks, and offensive timepiece.
This may not be the best linen of the day. But I reckon it's the most by square yards, and the cheapest, and the nastiest sprezz too. Give it to me good.
On the hoof. (Click to show)
Results (Click to show)
Warning: And special nasty bits, just for you, Del-Boy. (Click to show)
Modest deetz (Click to show)
Suit: 100% linen, local cack-handed tailor
PS: silk satin, no brand
Cufflinks: don't know, gift from (now ex-)wife
Tie: Givenchy, gift from someone else's wife (cause of parenthesis above)
Shoes: Cheaney for Herring "Henley"
Indian Ocean, palm trees: God
You've got milder summers and winters than I, at the price of an extra two days of rain. And you actually have four seasons (whereas my spring and autumn amount to less than 3 months).