Originally Posted by PapaRubbery
Good thing my bespoke suits, that I wear while I sleep, to represent my father's business, have kelvar interwoven, to ensure I am safe at all times.
If you have that many enemies you may want to see about having a bespoke Kevlar throat collar made.
And besides, in the event of an emergency, Jeeves would gladly soften my fall.
I see, so you prefer to be on top. Does Jeeves get a reach around after?
My deerskin wallet would patina nicely, post aviation fuel fire.
While basting in your juices as you cook, it just may.