Which is why you are still a member. If pushups were all it took to make a purchase, we'd be making purchases left and right. HB is going to need to do pushups to not get removed entirely or make a donation to be back in good standing. I know your purchase was a bit more than HB's, so if you donate half the amount of the hat, you get restored to full standing.
Speaking of. HARVEY---WHAT WILL IT BE?
DONATION AND SAVE YOUR SOUL?
PUSHUPS FOR PARTIAL REDEMPTION?
EXILE AND DAMNATION!?!