Is wearing 31" inseam considered short-legged for a guy who's 5' 10"
Sounds like they're trolling you. To be honest, based on your description, you're built like a Milwaukee Brewer Racing Sausage. At best a Washington Nationals Racing President. I recommend deep stretching and a calcium rich diet.
Accuses of trolling... is actually the troll?
Seriously dude, that's normal.
No way brah, it's totally abnormal. because... i too am 5'10" with ~31" natural inseam. it's wrong on so many levels.
successful troll is not successful. successful troll is a lonely husk of a man, doomed to forever dwell in the wretched waste of his own discontent. Oh fate how thou hast dealt me a mortal blow. oh humanity how thou hast forsaken me. oh civilization why hath thou cast me out?