Edit: Out of context - that sounds creepy
Edited by FidelCashflow - 4/1/13 at 7:15pm
So it seems like you are just requesting an exception to the late registers not being granted an emergency fund. In this case, I'm giving you a thumb.
Also, MoL you mentioned in TransMo about writing some articles for the StyFo front page. Would they be concerning sartorial frugality? I'd definitely read those.
Explain to them about the NPC and see if they take the return.
I think that should be one of the punishments by the way. Give away whatever you purchased to someone and explain the reason why you are giving it away (I did this when I had to buy shoe polish and a brush in late November; I gave it away to a coworker and got a very strange look when I explained the circumstances).