Haiku Battle - Page 2

Mom really hates me But with StyleForum's guidance I will out-style her!

With all credit to Wordsworth (not William)

In haiku battles
Augusto will dial nine
To get a line out

Hot girls won't be found
In the current affairs threads
Only grumpy men

But Thou Drug Habits
May be covered up
advice granted within

Your haiku is shit
You know you can't hang with the
King of poetry

Post whore I suggest
Go to the land of the wiki
learn what haiku is

Ya know what sucka?
That's the best damn idea
I have heard all thread.

Japanese culture artform mockery will be like falling on sword. Die western scum bags take your Louis Vuitton and eat teriyaki I one up your post my heritage proves impure still I can haiku.

LV and Japan
Like Republicans and Fox News
Lives for each other

And teriyaki?
Is this even Japanese food?
I wretch and hurl thee

Shame is upon me
Writing haikus at work station
Ten dollars per line

Translation:

Of confessionals
I am a poorer doer
Than a listener.

Haiku always have a seasonal reference, otherwise they are technically called Senryu (川柳) and should have an ironic twist.

A haiku (more or less):

春雨や
俳句の戦争は
びっしょりじゃ

A light spring rain falls
The haiku battle is on
And drenched to the skin

A senryu:

インスピレーション
ないことないが
これ書いた

Inspiration
It's not that I lack it, but
Still, I wrote this

That was nicely done.

indigo falling
blue-black tears upon my shoes
hushed joyful weeping

easter bunny cold his long furry ears frozen cracked eggs in basket

Six inches of rain
Dainite through puddles, still dry
Thank you Northampton