Originally Posted by usctrojans31
Before I commit SF blasphemy and have Spoo, Foo, Vox, Manton, and others, descend onto me in a sea of rage, I want to give you all time to change my mind and sell me on the allure of the cap toe. I find the look obtuse and can't seem to get past it. When it comes to a shoe, I prefer a wholecut to a cap toe, and don't think that I am alone.
Both the Cap Toe
...and Norwegian Split Toe
....have subliminally intoxicating and soothing effects on women and even some men. Few people recognize the fact that both toebox stylings are cleverly fashioned in the shape of the penis head. To wear such stylings is to present your male prowess, virility and man essence to the world. Should you wear either styling, observe the behaviour of the person standing in front of you.
Look for these 2 signs:
1) they suddenly, and for no reason avert their eyes. comb their hair with their fingers, or nervously bite their lower lip.
2) they drop and pick up something from their hand; a pen perhaps, on the floor in front of you.
These behavioiurs can be explained thusly:
1) True, they may be uncomfortable, twitchy or clumsy, but they may also be displaying symptoms of being overwhelmed by the meaty phallic offerings placed before them. Unable to openly disclose such thoughts, they must revert to body language to safely convey to you a sense of acknowledgement.
2) Should an object be dropped and picked up in front of you, it could mean they were distracted, but it could also be a symbolic act of submission; of surrender and a possible invitation for coffee afterwards.
Now, how many pair will you be purchasing today?