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post #91 of 274
I don't understand how the H2 did not make the cut. To me, that's the gayest car ever
post #92 of 274
' nuff said ?

post #93 of 274
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Originally Posted by SGladwell View Post
Why? I already knew that Americans were the most asinine people in the world when it comes to cars. Besides, I'd rather be thought gay than a wannabe fucking he-man in a Hummer or a goddamn redneck in a lorry.

SGladwell doth protest too much, methinks.
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post #95 of 274
i'll personally gift someone 12 pairs of brand new Lobbs of your choice if you go driving around in a hot pink Miata for one year.

and if they ask, you cannot say you are in a bet. but that you love the car and that you are gay.

hehehehehe.
hehehehehe.

hehehehehe.
post #96 of 274
The New York Times, what a reputable newspaper.
post #97 of 274
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Originally Posted by gorgekko View Post
SGladwell doth protest too much, methinks.
Pretty much exactly what I was going to say...
post #98 of 274
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Originally Posted by j View Post
  • The Miata is so obvious. Remember that movie "Go"?
  • VW Cabriolet from 80s-present - gay
  • Jetta - mostly a girl car, but also gay
  • Karmann Ghia - girl or probably gay unless it's got a Porsche engine swapped in (I still like these though)
  • Del Sol - it's practically a Miata
  • Nash Metropolitan
  • I can see the Outback or other Subes being a lesbian car of choice, but to be honest most people I see riding around in those are androgynous hetero-couples of veggie-people
  • Lexus SC300 or SC4xx, whatever the other one was
  • BMW 3-series convertible
I'm sure I'll think of more
It was the SC430, which I do not find nearly as attractive as the SC300 (or Soarer Twin Turbo for that matter *drools*) +1 to STi and Track Imprezzas not being gay
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Gay not gay who cares. This issue is too narrow for great minds of SF. Let's transcend the gayness. I would like to know what is the ultimate White car and what is Black car? Make model please: I nominate Ford for ultimate black brand ,I am just not sure about the model yet.
I nominate Toyota Camry for most white car (although I really like the new ones, most all others are *yawn*) black car... an Escalade
post #99 of 274
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Originally Posted by LSeca View Post
Yes, it is. You had the option to order color matching blue leather with it as well.

Sry to take this off-track.

Cool. Though I think the matching leather might be too much....

~ Huntsman
post #100 of 274
Alright, heeeerrreee's a winner. <drumroll, please>
























post #101 of 274
Whew!

These threads are quite a relief!

See, all these years I thought I was gay, but I drive a truck and don't wear patterned suits so I must be straight.

My parents will be thrilled!

post #102 of 274
I hate to tell you but trucks are overcompensating, and "regular cars" mean you are just good at hiding it.

Everyone is gay. Sorry.
post #103 of 274
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Originally Posted by diorshoe View Post
i'll personally gift someone 12 pairs of brand new Lobbs of your choice if you go driving around in a hot pink Miata for one year.
Make it BRG, even if you cut the reward to one pair of Lobbs, and you're on. As for my earlier outburst, my only real point was that being gay is neither here nor there, it just is. If others think one is gay, so what? Every guy ultimately knows (one would hope) where he prefers to poke, and why America's vast idiot busybody caste thinks that's an issue for anyone besides oneself and the person/people one is currently sleeping with is something I'll never understand. By contrast, having an psychotic and/or crude weltanschauung (which is how I view every ruffian commuter at the tiller of one of those stupid SUV's or lorries, be they Hummers, Fords, or Porsches) is something rather demonstrably negative. So maybe we should be talking about "'Cars' Widely Considered Barbarian" rather than putting something irrelevant into the picture.
post #104 of 274
The Porsche SUV is one of the stupidest cars out there. It makes no sense.
post #105 of 274
How can the Karmann Ghia be a gay car? That's Maxwell Smart's car. Anybody who could pull 99 while constantly saving the world from KAOS was deinitely not gay.
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