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post #46 of 274
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Originally Posted by Manton View Post
In California in the '80s, this was the ultimate girly car. A gay guy wouldn't be caught dead in it.

It's what my wife drove when I met her.

Which, I suppose, doesn't particularly advance the discussion, but I'm sure you were dying to know.
post #47 of 274
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Originally Posted by lawyerdad View Post
It's what my wife drove when I met her.

Which, I suppose, doesn't particularly advance the discussion, but I'm sure you were dying to know.

I'm trying to remember a girl who had a car that wasn't this ... certainly all the cute ones ... several ugly ones, even ...
post #48 of 274
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Originally Posted by LSeca View Post
Anything built by SAAB is a gay car.

What your car says about you:
Hybrids: Has been extensively covered by South Park.
SAAB: Anyone who drives SAAB has psychological issues. Nervous females and nerdy English literature majors.
WV Jetta/Passat: WV Jetta/Passat to BMW is what Coach bag to Burberry.
BMW: Still trying to score after all these years.
Mustang: 100% Meathead.
Corvette: 100% Old meathead.
Cadillac: Overweight Ashole with bad taste.
Volvo: Boring and annoying white people.
post #49 of 274
Ha, what do you drive, dkzzzz?

Full disclosure: I drive a mid-90s battleship gray Passat.
post #50 of 274
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Originally Posted by dkzzzz View Post
Volvo: Boring and annoying white people.
Present!
post #51 of 274
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Originally Posted by dkzzzz View Post
What your car says about you:
Hybrids: Has been extensively covered by South Park.
SAAB: Anyone who drives SAAB has psychological issues. Nervous females and nerdy English literature majors.
WV Jetta/Passat: WV Jetta/Passat to BMW is what Coach bag to Burberry.
BMW: Still trying to score after all these years.
Mustang: 100% Meathead.
Corvette: 100% Old meathead.
Cadillac: Overweight Ashole with bad taste.
Volvo: Boring and annoying white people.


What about Subarus or Hondas?
post #52 of 274
i drive a cute red 01 celica.

a decidedly very gay or chick car.
post #53 of 274
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Originally Posted by Tck13 View Post
What about Subarus or Hondas?

Subaru: Jewish, obviously white, grad. from college 10 or more years ago. 90% female. "I bought this car because it is safe and it is good in snow".
To sum up: boring, overly protective, and neurotic.


Honda? If it is Accord then I cannot say anything about it , just like a Camry it has no special traits or any sort of personality.

HUMMER: I like to have FUN!!!! I just cannot figure out how to have it.
post #54 of 274
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Originally Posted by diorshoe View Post
i drive a cute red 01 celica. a decidedly very gay or chick car.
Good choice, comrade! My baby: I am sure that says loads about me P.s. car has changed a bit since that photograph was taken...
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Originally Posted by dkzzzz View Post
Subaru: Jewish, obviously white, grad. from colledge 10 or more years ago. 90% female. "I bought this car becasue it is safe and it is good in snow". To sum up: boring, overly protective, neurotic.
Except for WRX owners: "I am a hooligan that is pretending to drive an economy car but really wanted an STi" WRX STi owners: "I am a hooligan that could afford the STi"
post #55 of 274
The VW Cabriolet is the the #1 girly car of all time. I saw a man driving a yellow one on the highway one day and I just burst out laughing. Honda Accord and Toyota Camry = Middle aged man with a soccer mom at home who drives a mini van, has 2-4 kids, isn't allowed to buy the car he wants by an overly demanding wife who rants endlessly about the children's education.
post #56 of 274
I'm sorry, but HOW THE FUCK is this car:



Gay?

Jon.
post #57 of 274
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Originally Posted by rdawson808 View Post
No no no. The Outback is a lesbian thing. My best friend is literally the only lesbian in the world to not drive one. Gay doesn't always mean guys, guys. Come on!

bob

Crap...I like women....I drive an Outback...I'm....I'm...a......LESBIAN?

Wait...I have nuts, whew, I'm OK.
post #58 of 274
Range Rover is the vehicle of choice by upwardly mobile gay men in West Hollywood.
post #59 of 274
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Originally Posted by CBDB View Post
Crap...I like women....I drive an Outback...I'm....I'm...a......LESBIAN?

Wait...I have nuts, whew, I'm OK.

Do you frequent Les Bos though?




post #60 of 274
Thread Starter 
There're chick cars and there're gay cars, athough there're some overlaps between two, they don't necessarily equate to each other.
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