First of all I have not been ashamed of myself since I was a wee teen boy and had to go shopping with my mom. Second, I got these for you, you're a UK 12.5 in EG right?
For all you big footed lads out there, we have more size UK 12, UK 11.5 and even a few UK 13 in EG. Anyone who carries 11.5 and up will get a 10% discount on EG. Big Feet FTW!
Maybe we should start our own "Big Feet Thread - info and were to buy" -thread on where to get large sizes.