If you want to risk burglary charges, try their dumpsters at night. Be sure to wear all black. Accessorize with black eye makeup, gloves, sack, balaclava and flashlight. Leave your cel phone at home so they can't track you and be prepared to run. Have bus fare ready and know the route scheduling for faster getaway
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