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post #346 of 6028
Texting while driving. Mofo is lucky he didn't get shot because I know I would have felt justified.
post #347 of 6028
"Sir, your right rear blinker is out."
post #348 of 6028
"Sir, your left turn signal has been on for 2 miles."
post #349 of 6028
"Sir, it has come to our attention you crossed into NYC jurisdiction with a 44oz Slurpee."
post #350 of 6028
"Sir, your vehicle is emitting more than your allotment of CO. I'm going to have to have you step out of your vehicle and it will be impounded."
post #351 of 6028
"Sir, you have out of state plates and are driving in a drug corridor. We're going to seize your car irregardless of whether you actually have any drugs and sell the car at auction."
post #352 of 6028
"Sir, I don't see a PBA sticker in your rear window. Prepare for a cavity search."
post #353 of 6028
"Oh, my bad sir, from the angle I saw you go by you looked like you might have been Hispanic or light skinned black. My apologies. Go about your day."
post #354 of 6028
"Sir, it has been reported by sources that you haven't signed up for Obamacare yet."
post #355 of 6028
"Sir, I'm fucking your wife and now I need to kill you so I can be with her."

(This just happened about 40 miles from me this weekend. I'm not making it up.)
post #356 of 6028
"Sir, you don't have EZ Pass. Are you a terrorist?"
post #357 of 6028
post #358 of 6028
"He made a furtive movement and I had to break his window because I thought he had a gun."
post #359 of 6028
I'm pretty sure that's russian, in which case he didn't need any reason other than "I wanted to"
post #360 of 6028
Ah, gotcha. My mistake in thinking it was in a first world nation.
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