I'll be honest with you guys. I had a close call with the police the other day. We had the front door open because it was a nice day, and suddenly I hear a loud banging knock on the storm door. My wife and I were in the room above the door which had an open window, and I jokingly said, "That doesn't sound like a door to door salesman. Be ready to come down shooting." I walk downstairs to be confronted with three cops in body armor. Good thing they didn't hear me.
Also, they managed to not shoot my dog.