Originally Posted by erictheobscure
Dear Black People of America:
Please note that rnoldh knows what really counts as civil rights and what's really in your best interests. Next time you have an opinion or feelings or a goal in mind, do not be tempted into thinking you know what's best for you or even what's going on! Please clear it with rnoldh instead.
I join the sentiment.
I know what's best for Black People of America. Go to a real church ("social justice" or get-out-the-vote churches aren't real churches), get married, don't accept money from the government, start snitching, clean up your neighborhood, learn how to handle a firearm, and eliminate the stigma of "acting white" (you know, taking school seriously, not cursing, and such).
Optional: stop listening to rap music. Go with something less crass and more melodic.