So I found this monstrosity marvel while doing some early Christmas Shopping.
87 tools. 7.2lbs of pure utility. I think I need a bigger pocket.
I don't think it's a joke; it seems like the type of thing that a knife store might use as a display piece... Maybe it's the perfect gift for "the person who has everything"?
And, I know what you mean about the loss of a knife... I dropped my all-stainless, half-serrated, fold-out Buck in the woods a few years ago, long after it had been discontinued. I've never seen the same knife for sale again.