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Upcoming movies you're disgusted with

post #1 of 47
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Not for upcoming movies you're excited to see, but only those pieces of excrement coming soon that look to further destroy our culture. Remakes, TV to Film, video game movies, romantic comedies, movies based on cartoons or toys, or anything directed or produced by Michael Bay.
post #2 of 47
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Jason Statham in Parker. Clearly a rip of the Richard Stark series of novels, and Point Blank with Lee Marvin, and Payback with Martin Riggs. The whole series of books is fucking great, but Hollywood would rather remake instead of adapt something new. So we get another version of the Hunter. And this one looks to be a pussy.

Fuck Hollywood.
post #3 of 47
The Play-Doh movie and the adaption of Dancing with the Stars look pretty good.
post #4 of 47
It is not upcoming anymore unfortunately. My wife made me watch the latest Batman movie on Netflex, it was so bad it was pathetically bad with special effects to match.
post #5 of 47
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No, Medwed, this is about films that haven't come out yet.
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post #8 of 47
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Yes, Acidboy has the right idea. Both of those qualify.
post #9 of 47
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No, Medwed, this is about films that haven't come out yet.
Isn't Batman always in a state of coming out ? Out of the wrong end in perpetuity?
post #10 of 47
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Isn't Batman always in a state of coming out ? Out of the wrong end in perpetuity?

Perhaps, but please to be specific here. Lets not attack sera, let's go after specific films coming out that are disgusting us.
post #11 of 47
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I'm actually looking forward to both movies. What's wrong with shutting your brain off for 2 hours? You old guys really need to loosen up a little more.
post #12 of 47
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1588173/

Saw a preview for this when I saw Skyfall, and luckily for it, I was so offended at the unmatchable fucking stupidity of the premise of this turd that it blinded me to Skyfall's shortcomings. There is no way this will not be an abysmal failure in every sense of the word.
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The next Saw movie
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The next Saw movie

I think they stopped making those.
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I'm actually looking forward to both movies. What's wrong with shutting your brain off for 2 hours? You old guys really need to loosen up a little more.


There's enjoyable crap movies and then there's just crap movies. Those are the latter.
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