SExIHo: 1 Ability to have kids: 0

Today, I was one of the lunatics waiting out side of Self Edge in San Francisco until they opened their doors. - Now, I've said it before, but: Kiya and the rest of the staff at the Edge are great folks who know their stuff. Anyway - I tried on the new jeans in the back room (there is only 1 changing 'room' (read: a corner with a curtain) and with 10 of us waiting, more space was needed. The first thing I thought of when trying them on was "... good God! My BALLS!"

But I digress again.

The jeans are great - which is what you want to know. In fact, I'm wearing them right now. I have the top buttoned finally, but there has been some pain involved.

I warn you - stop reading now if you have a weak stomach... or are a guy - you've been warned.

On the way home I received a call from a girl that I'm seeing wondering what I'm up to. After I explained, and asured her that I wasn't joking; she asked if I'd come over and model them for her. And, regardless of how hard they were to get into, here I am willing to take them right back off. Oh well.

I head over to her house and receive a grand 2 thumbs up.
I can't help it if I'm one sexy *****. Don't hate.

But we begin messing around and - as will happen - I beign to get aroused. Now, let me remind you that these are very, very tight 21oz denim, and they're brand new. That, and I'm hung like an army mule. When I start to get hard, it quickly becomes (more) uncomfortable. In fact, thanks to straining so hard against these jeans i now have a deep purple bruise on *******.

So, todays lessons learned:
Great denim makes girls jump your bones - even more.
You might want to wear a cup when breaking in your jeans.
I am still a crazy, denim-obsessed bastard.
Don't fight it, just take 'em off.

FYI, your jeans may be too small.

So you didn't bang her?

What a waste.

Originally Posted by jet

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So you didn't bang her?

What a waste.

No, the jeans came off - hence noticing the bruise.

It's just a little buised-up, it's still good.

Originally Posted by tundrafour

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FYI, your jeans may be too small.

FYI, he may enjoy his jeans teste-crushingly small. =P

Everyone was pretty much instructed to size up 1-2 because they measured significantly smaller than tag size. Even sizing up 1 gives you trouble buttoning up from what i've heard. Post some pics when you have time. They look like pretty incredible jeans.

dang, actual bruises

have never heard of this. hilarious.

Even I can see the humor in it, and I'd do it again.

Yeah the 21 Oz. Iron Hearts are damn sexy.

LOL! +rep, if only they had rep here...

haha funny, but I don't get the massive undersizing. Why do people undersize even more than the 634s? Just because they are hedi cuts, you undersize more than normal?

I tried on a size 33 sexixho which was similar fit to my size 31 634s. of course the rise was lower, the leg was slimmer (only slightly, less than 1cm). but aside from taking into account the 2 inch difference, there is no need to ball bust. this is getting ridiculous

Originally Posted by Tarmac

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haha funny, but I don't get the massive undersizing. Why do people undersize even more than the 634s? Just because they are hedi cuts, you undersize more than normal?

I tried on a size 33 sexixho which was similar fit to my size 31 634s. of course the rise was lower, the leg was slimmer (only slightly, less than 1cm). but aside from taking into account the 2 inch difference, there is no need to ball bust. this is getting ridiculous

I can fit into a 30 FH 4001, so 31 in the SExIH is sizing up - not down.

The details are mildly exagerated for comedic lisence, but I wasn't joking when I said that they were ball busting (and I really do have a bruise).

It took some working, but the IH do stretch rather quickly. I can already button them with much more ease than when purchsed. The inseem is the perfect length for me, and the thighs just about hug my own. It's a great cut for my frame and Self Edge has done a great job producing them. I like the feel a lot and this is just part of breaking them in.

The jeans remind me a lot of a pair of older Evisus that I have, in both cut and quality - only these are (obviously) heavier weight. The sticting reminds me of Dsquared and the legs remind me of RB11s. So, basically put all 3 together - and there you have it. (Note: i do not own diors. This is my frame of reference)

Over-all: 2 thumbs up.

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Post some pics when you have time.
oh dear god please don't

Well.....there was a little more info than I really needed here, but, I do have to agree that well fitting, high-end denim does make girls wet.

Originally Posted by GameBoy

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a deep purple bruise on *******



...and fire in the sky...