That pic of Borat is wrong on so many levels . . .
Speaking of Borat, here is a sentence that typifies the sort of stuff I often have to retranslate to make comprehensible:
Capitalizing on such competitive technology of own development, positive business development is undertaken by us in the Asian market.
Disclaimer: This does not necessarily have anything to do with CBD. My personal mode of business dress in which I engage in tweaking sentences like the above, though relatively conservative, cannot be considered strictly CBD according to Manton's guidelines, nor is it intended to be.