I hate to tell you this but I don't think you have what it takes. Let's test this out by asking you a few questions.
1) What season runs from April-September?
2) How many Export As do you smoke in a day?
3) Is a plaid flannel shirt appropriate for evening wear?
4) What's the most famous Jewish Canadian author (you should really get this one)?
5) What does every PM in the modern era need to be able to do? 6) What's a "double double?"
7) Who was the greatest hockey player of all time if you were born in Quebec?
Let's start with those and see if you're even a real candidate.
All the jokes aside, there are worse things than being Canadian. All the Canadians I've met have been stand up folks that don't give two shits about the politics of it all. If I had to be from Canada, I'd be from Alberta (because I'm Texan).
I hate to tell you this but I don't think you have what it takes. Let's test this out by asking you a few questions.
1) What season runs from April-September?
2) How many Export As do you smoke in a day?
3) Is a plaid flannel shirt appropriate for evening wear?
4) What's the most famous Jewish Canadian author (you should really get this one)?
5) What does every PM in the modern era need to be able to do?
6) What's a "double double?"
7) Who was the greatest hockey player of all time if you were born in Quebec?
Let's start with those and see if you're even a real candidate.
Let's see how I do:
1) construction
2) don't smoke
3) in Winnipeg, yes
4) someone from Toronto
5) fake it in French
6) I don't watch basketball.
7) The Rocket!
Let's see how I do:
1) construction
2) don't smoke
3) in Winnipeg, yes
4) someone from Toronto
5) fake it in French
6) I don't watch basketball.
7) The Rocket!
Not bad!
1) Bad Ice
2) Two packs (your answer is incomprehensible)
3) The answer is "In the ROC."
4) Someone from Montreal
5) Correct!
6) Large coffee at Horton's with two cream and two sugar
7) Correct!
"Bad ice?" As in "can't go ice fishing?" (Around here, that's construction season, though nowadays construction is year-round, so I guess it should be "heavier construction season.")