Enterprise goes back in time, landing party beams down. Clumsy federation officer trips and crushes a daisy. History is changed forever. William Shatner becomes Prime Minister of Canada. Riker marries Wesley Crusher. Geordi sees fine. Picard is a chronic masturbater and is given a Section 8. Gill Bates leads Borg-like mind control assault on humanity in Windows 666. Everyone is happy. Balmer rules the world for a few months until he dies of heart attack from over-eating. He is found with a half-eaten roast chicken leg in his mouth. The End.
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