Christmas Party Advice

I wouldn't wear brown shoes with a grey suit personally.

I could not agree less...brown and grey look awesome together.

+1. Dark brown looks great with a gray suit.

Get a pair of corduroy pants with christmas trees embroidered on them and wear them with a tweed jacket. Unless it is a strictly suit and tie affair, then what you're planning sounds nice.

Whatever you do, don't drink too much because you'll end up thinking these are all beautiful people that you have overlooked and before you know it you could possibly talk too much and possibly make an ass out of yourself. The next day you'll be fired by the same beautiful people who will all share a laugh about the clown who used to work there...you know, the clown at the Christmas party. Firings are done whimsically these days so dress conservatively, behave conservatively, and while flying under their radar, quielty have a great time.

Yet more nonsense.

They served Spam at your Christmas parties? Try to be of good cheer. It is the time of miracles.