Give me all the reasons not to get one. If, after hearing and comprehending all the passionate naysaying, I still want it, I'll purchase one (after the November no purchase club ends). My desire's ability to withstand such assault will be a testament to its authenticity.
So seriously guys...please tear into the idea. Sugarbutch, as the resident bearded prick, I'm looking at you to to really pull out all the stops here (though anybody else wishing to bare their teeth are strongly encouraged to do so )